This one's a long one so hang in there Two blondes go on a fishing trip. They rent a boat and head out. They're out on the water for a few minutes, nothing's biting so they wait a little bit longer. When all of a sudden fish after fish leaps into the boat as if they were born to do so. The two are ecstatic, can't believe their luck. So one turns to the other and says: "Quick! We meed to mark this spot!" "Okay!" So the second blonde takes out a red marker. And draws a big "x" on the floor of the boat. The first blonde looks up , absolutely furious. "You idiot!" She says "What did i do?" The other replies. "Are you brain dead?! What if we don't get this boat next time!?"