A blind man takes a trip to Texas. He has been blind all his life so he is used to it. He goes to a hotel restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter brings him a steak the size of the table. When the blind man begins to fathom the size of the steak, he asks the waiter, "waiter, why is my steak so large?" The waiter replies, "Everything is bigger in Texas." After eating a good portion of the steak, the blind man orders a beer to wash it down. The waiter brings him a two gallon mug of beer. When the blind man fathoms this, he asks, "Waiter, why is my beer so large?" The waiter simply replies, "Everything is bigger in Texas." After drinking some of the beer, the blind man asks the waiter where the bathroom is. The waiter tells him, "Around the corner, turn right, up the stairs and go straight. Can't miss it." The blind man follows these instructions, but turns left, entering the pool area. He walks up the diving board, walks off, then starts shouting, "Don't flush! Don't flush!" [spoiler]tl;dr blind man goes to Texas, orders massively oversized meal, told everything is bigger in Texas, takes wrong turn to toilet, ends up falling off diving board, thinking pool is toilet starts yelling not to flush it (everything is bigger in Texas)[/spoiler]