[quote]Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! The top 10 today are #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 (editing later) Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming![/quote] I am sorry for this joke. What's the difference between a washing machine and a child. [spoiler]the washing machine doesn't scream when I put my load in it.[/spoiler]