1) What did the Kamakaze pilot say to his students? [spoiler]Watch carefully, I'm only going to do this once...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Probably going to go to hell for that one...[/spoiler] 2) Wear short sleeve shirts! Support your right to bare arms. 3) Don't worry, I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 4) A police officer tried to pull me over for not having my rear-view mirror, but I couldn't see him.