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Editado por ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 RespuestaEditado por beedel: 4/17/2016 4:37:23 AMWhat do call a man with no arms and no legs... ....floating in water? Bob ....in front of a door? Mat ....in a pot? Stew ....in a hole? Phil ....hanging on a wall? Art What do call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on a window? Curt and Rod
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1 RespuestaThis one's a long one so hang in there Two blondes go on a fishing trip. They rent a boat and head out. They're out on the water for a few minutes, nothing's biting so they wait a little bit longer. When all of a sudden fish after fish leaps into the boat as if they were born to do so. The two are ecstatic, can't believe their luck. So one turns to the other and says: "Quick! We meed to mark this spot!" "Okay!" So the second blonde takes out a red marker. And draws a big "x" on the floor of the boat. The first blonde looks up , absolutely furious. "You idiot!" She says "What did i do?" The other replies. "Are you brain dead?! What if we don't get this boat next time!?"
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1 RespuestaWhy did the aggressive hockey player stop getting penalties and become a doctor? [spoiler]He thought he was better off thinking outside the box![/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasWhat do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? [spoiler]Virgin Mobile[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por GoldenGreese: 4/17/2016 5:51:55 AMWhat's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? [spoiler]The Holocaust[/spoiler]
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10 RespuestasI don't have time to make a joke because I don't have the[spoiler]patience and time[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasWhy do Amish people live on culdesacs?
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2 RespuestasWhat's the internal temprature of a taun taun? Luke warm. lol
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3 RespuestasWhat did the cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown? "Hey does this taste funny to you?"
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10 Respuestas[quote]Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! The top 10 today are #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 (editing later) Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming![/quote] I am sorry for this joke. What's the difference between a washing machine and a child. [spoiler]the washing machine doesn't scream when I put my load in it.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWhy are Dreg, Legionary, and Colossus still single? [spoiler]Because they are not [i]Taken[/i].[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasSomebody was complaining about the titan airplane helmet so I said [spoiler]You'll get nowhere in life with that altitude[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaWhere do guardians do their shopping?[spoiler]at telesco's[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaWhat do U call a bra stretched across a road [spoiler]a booby trap[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaSorta offensive... [spoiler]HlTLER: My plan is to gas all the Jews and one kitten... OFFICER: Why the kitten? HlTLER: I told you no one cared about the Jews![/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI was trying to figure out why the ball was getting bigger.... [spoiler] Then It hit me [/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasWhy do Jews not eat beans. [spoiler]gives them gas[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaWhy couldn't Sally get the Sunday paper for her dad? [spoiler]She was hit by a truck and died on impact.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaWhy do titans have dry eyes? [spoiler]because they can't blink [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWhat's brown and sticky ?[spoiler]A stick[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por xRoyle: 4/17/2016 10:18:57 AMWhat did the fish say when he swam into a wall? [spoiler]dam...[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por Omence072: 4/17/2016 12:57:21 PMI'm kind of upset but also happy. I bought a brand new boomerang today but I just can't seem to throw my old one away.
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1 RespuestaGuardian 1 :Did you hear that Master Rahool lost his shoes? Guardian 2 : No, I didn't. Are you sure? [spoiler]Guardian 1 : Yeah I'm sure. It would explain why he's soulless.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI'd tell you the joke about a huge wall but i suspect you'd never get over it.
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2 RespuestasWhat do you call cheese that you don't own? [spoiler]not-cho cheese. [/spoiler]
