Okay, so here's the dealio I'm attempting to get elected as the "King" of California or the "Cali King", if you will, to establish and absolute monarchy. And by King, I ,of course, mean dictator. Along with getting elected I need to make promises to the people and show them what I stand for. [b][u]Here's what I got:[/u][/b] [b]- [/b]Annexing Mexico to create New California [b]-[/b] More Sweatshops and child labor [b]- [/b]Sending all prisoners to Australia [b]- [/b]Starting some war (maybe with Texas) [b]- [/b]Funding sharks with frickin' laser beams on them to replace the current naval defense system Any ideas?