Are you lonely? Do you need a job? Are you just looking for a quiet place to relax? Well The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) empire can solve all -or none- of your problems. Our founder believes all will be right in the world as soon as we all become dank and love snickerdoodles. And I stand behind him! We are currently low on legendary snickerdoodle bakers, so if you can do that, or not, apply now in Montevideo, Uruguay, headquarters of our organization and home of the legendary noscoper neckbeard: Anon, and also home to the infamous Illuminati!* We have nice benches**, beautiful women***, and lots of weed!**** so come on down, so all your snickerdoodle related dreams may come true!***** https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/1176810 National anthem: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9ymUX1fJLw (This page is also available in spanish)****** *cannot be proven **no we don't, as per budget reasons. ***(audible laugh heard in distance) ****marijuana may not be supplied to minors. *****results may vary ******no it isn't