I run the Antarctic oceanic alliance. The Armed Republic of The Antarctic oceanic alliance is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.849 billion The Antarctic oceanic allianceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Antarctic oceanic alliance City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%. The frighteningly efficient The Antarctic oceanic alliancean economy, worth 302 trillion Cons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,720 Cons, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest. Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Antarctic oceanic alliance's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course. To be fair this is pretty much how I would actually run a country.