Reads like someone just goofing around to me. But LFG itself is pretty rough. All I've been wanting to do is Vault of Glass and it's damn near impossible to find a group for it.

Meanwhile, on my team: "Running Skolas. Must wear pink shader and have +0.00 KD. If you don't meet these requirements, sing us a song and you will be allowed in"

Must have GED to join raid group.

That guy was obviously a bit retarded. LFG now has become very divided. The cream of the crop has all risen to the top. The patient and skilled players with the correct mentality for raiding, who have managed to get through hard mode week after week are now very high in light level, and generally only play with each other. It's more efficient and fun that way. I can get 2 hard raids done with no issue in an hour and a half with a good team. Killing every single boss on the first attempt with no wipes at all. I mean I am a 319 with both my guardians with full sets of 320 weapons, including a 320 black spindle, touch of malice and raze lighter. All my guardians have chest pieces that let me carry more sniper ammo and boots that give me more LMG ammo. All my arms have scout rifle loader. And all the players in teams like this have similar gear; basically maxed out 320 gear with the best quality perks. Getting a hard raid done with a team like that is slow if it takes more than 50 minutes at this point when you have an elite raid team. LFG has created incredibly strong teams. Because you are constantly playing with new people every week, tips and tricks that make it easier spread like wildfire. Now on the flip side, players still doing normal (unless they are levelling up an alt) are usually much weaker and do not have the mentality for raiding, even if they have gotten to 310+ light through iron banner and trials. I have Sherpaed a few groups through normal, and some people just aren't capable of following mechanics or communicating. In all likelihood that was a very under skilled and under levelled player looking for a carry. No player who was experienced at kings fall would try to take 285 through hard mode. He would also have a much higher light level as he would have better weapons and cast off raid gear to infuse into any new character.

1. ESL? (English as Second Language) 2. "Carry meeeeeeeeeeer!" 3. Can you even enter HM at that light level?

First of all, anybody that posts "need 5" is a complete dumbass.

I want to be a Defendeer... I would frolic and graze.

Agreed I came back in destiny after 3 months cause sadly my dad was sick.So most of my characters are around 309 with 310 weapons ToM,Spindle etc and yesterday I spend 4 hours on the forums asking people pls help me y1 player looking for help just need to get few drops from totem to Golgoroth and then I'll leave but nope all they want is a 315 + on forums -__- .I gotta say back in the day I did VOG over 116 times helped light level 28 players through hard VOG with a hazen vengeance F*ckin selfish imo.

That may have been me. To get my own back I've start spamming ridiculous posts such as "must be left handed and have a sound knowledge of the works of Dickens", "MUST NOT have red hair or I leave", "must have all exotics in the game at 320, even the ones that havent been released yet", hopefully they will get the point...but probably won't.

All I got out of it is that the douche is lvl 285 looking for other 319 players to carry him through and he is too lazy to find calcified fragments.

Wuts rung the with it? Git gud