Hello guys... Today, I cut myself...
[spoiler]with a knife...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]as I was cutting an apple...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and it hurt really bad...[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI cut myself... [spoiler]... With a knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... While cleaning it...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... On my friends throat.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasTheir eating her... And their coming to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Way funnier in Spanish xD)
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3 RespuestasThank you for this post. I had a whole carton of bleach I was ready to drink...but then this post wasn't some emo kid, and now I'm happy.[spoiler]jk I'm still chugging my bleach fam.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasNext time hold the Apple on your throat
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5 RespuestasOhh myyy.
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1 RespuestaMay God bless you
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6 RespuestasEditado por XxIronEagIexX: 2/12/2016 6:31:38 AMI cut myself too [spoiler]with a freakin sharp knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]while I was cleaning the blade...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I still can't feel above the scar.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasEditado por VC Bookie: 2/11/2016 4:27:52 PM[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]Spoiler.[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/special [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]oiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][spoiler][spoiler[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaPhew though you were an attention whore emo kid. Lol.
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5 RespuestasAt least now you'll have manly scar. You'll need a better story to go with it though. Just tell people it happened while wrestling a bear or something.
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5 RespuestasWAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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1 RespuestaI don't care... Ama
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1 Respuesta> Cutting Apple > OP cuts himself > ohfuсk.exe > must... Make... Pointless... AMA...
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4 RespuestasWhy do your sentences trail off like this...
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4 RespuestasBet you won't jack off with that hand now
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1 RespuestaEditado por SealTheDeal: 2/11/2016 12:14:02 PMWhat if the apple redirected the knife into your hand as revenge for cutting its apple brethren?
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8 RespuestasOne time I cut my extendor tendon in half and cut through most of my flexor tendon in my right hand pointer finger. [spoiler]stop complaining, and be more careful[/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasWho cuts an apple?
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Why don't you have one of those apple slicey things. Dunno what they're called but you push it down on the apple and cuts nice wedges and cores it for you. It'll be the best thing you ever bought
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7 RespuestasYou Apple murderer
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5 RespuestasI really thought ur name was EpicChodeMaster
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3 RespuestasI steped on a plug
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1 RespuestaI'm sorry about that, I hope it feels better soon.
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2 RespuestasI've cut myself with a plastic knife before when I was little. I totally forgot what I was doing, but I remember seeing [u]blood[/u]
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1 Respuesta... [i]into pieces.[/i] [spoiler][i]This is my last resort![/i][/spoiler]