Hi, it's stake from Stake Farm and I'm wearing absolutely nothing. I know that you may be asking yourself "why should I have some naked guy in my clan?" And that's a legitimate question. Here's why, I'm no average naked guy, I have a k/d of 2.12 and have the same willy size. So there's no worry of getting intimidated by a big Johnny boy, and yes, I am hard as a THE rock at 2.12. And when I have the urge to "shakey the snakey," I've mastered the art of a 2 sec relief. So I'll be done before the game starts and still have enough time to scout the opponents. I run a big boy willy on my back and a bigger boy Johnny in my hands on my character while wearing toilet paper. All exotic. Now you're probably asking how I got all exotic? Let's just say I sucked a lot of ducks in my day, but that's another log story for a longer time. Well, I hope you find me impressive and let me stick my willy in my Johnny with y'all on density! Have a long john day!