This list has been brought to you by the SJWs. It is not "Christmas Break", it is "Winter Break". It is not "Merry Christmas", it is "Happy Holidays". Mentioning Christmas may be offensive to non-Christians. No nativity plays, that can be offensive to non-Christians. You can not call them "Snowballs", as that relates to a sexual term. Call them "Snowspheres". Do not give your kids flu shots if you do not want to, it is your choice to make. If you do not drink pumpkin spiced lates then you are not one of us. No music can be played that says the word "Christmas", as that can be offensive to non-Christians. You can't call them "Christmas Trees", you must call them "Holiday Trees" As the word "Christmas" can be offensive to non-Christians. Santa is an offensive stereotype of the American culture, so you can not mention him. Do not make cookies for Santa as it is a waste. You could've fed hungry children in Africa with those perishable cookies. Buying presents feeds into corporate greed, so don't buy presents. Christmas lights are a waste of electricity, so don't use them. Stockings for Santa are offensive stereotypes of women. Not all women wear stockings. Black Friday is racist and offensive due to the negative stereotype surrounding the event. This means that a negative stereotype will now surround African Americans.