So um I farted nothing new there but in school I was farting and farting and... Farting And my teacher REALLY noticed so he came over to my 6 desk row and he gave us a little talk that whoever farted was in trouble but I didn't say a word and the stupid part was he thought it was on PURPOSE farts put really it was me farting because I needed to and I guess the pressure of the seat on my butt caused it to make a higher pitched fart noise to sound like a literal fart luckily I dodged a bullet and all I said that whole time was "What? I didn't fart I think I would now that I would fart" so that was my day how was yours? -_-