1.Yell "Allahu Ahkbar"and throw milk jugs 2.Whisper to your friend in front of a guard"You are the bomb". 3.Say you lost your green card. 4.Play CSGO 5.Wear a dark hoodie with hood up,constantly check your watch,hang onto your backpack like its a lifeline 6.Ask the guard very loudly "IS THAT A GUN" 7.Ask everybodies holiday and say yours is 9/11 8.Yell "I hope we don"t crash very loudly 9.Put candlesticks and a clock in your suitcase for the xray tech too see. 10.Speak Russian to a friend in front of a group then speak Russian to the group. 11.Say "Hey got a lighter...?No don"t worry about I just need to use it for something" 12.Yell "Hi Jack" To your friend jack 13.Say "Bomb has been planted" 14.Sing light em up while passing through security. 15.Drop off a suitcase get on your phone & say package delivered. 16.Say to a guard very loudly "I have the -blam!-ing bomb. 17.Unroll duct tape loudly and yell loudly "Don't worry its going off in 30" 18.Yell "CRAP ITS LEAKING" 19.Say the drinks are cheap 20.Yell "JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS" 21.Whisper in front of the pilot to your friend "Is it suppose to be ticking?" 22.Say "You got it right" 23.Insist that you need a full cavity search 24.When on the plane rant profusely that the plane will crash 25.Whisper to your friend "Remember,no Russian" 26.While in the line to board look nervously at the plane and whisper "It should"ve gone off by now". 27.Say "Dammit you killed the pilot I just said to seriously injure him". 28.Be arab (not my idea) 29.Bring a detonator press and scream "Allahu Akbar" 30.Kill everyone 31.Ask security the best place for a bomb 32.Join the mile high club without a partner (insert Lenny face here) 33.Ask the security if he has any idea where your bomb is. 34.Sell coca cola and call it coke 35.Scream has anyone seen my bomb 36.Be arab 37.Be a crab 38.Chant islamic prayers throughout plane ride and make gun shot noises every five to ten minutes 39.Bump this thread -.- 40.Make a shop called "Aloha Snackbar" Comment any ideas you have.Very bored Edit:Who tf bumped this