[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] Way back in grade 5. Parent teacher interviews. Me and my friend were bored as hell so we went back to the school pond that was still being worked on. There was very little water in it and a whole lot of clumpy mud. We saw a poisonous moth-caterpillar floating on a stick so we started tossing clumps of mud at it. Some girls on the opposite side did that stereotypical "don't hurt the creature" thing but we kept going anyway. Then it happened... One of them threw a piece of mud that missed my head by about 5 inches. Five minutes later almost the entire present student population had chosen a side, and it was all out warfare. Me and my friend both had to go home before anyone had even noticed and broken up the battle. It was awesome and we got away scott free. Actually I'm not even sure if anyone got in trouble.