Three guys driving break down by a farm. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night. He says yes, just stay away from my daughter. (She's a 9.5) They all fool around with her that night. But what they didn't know is that the farmer Jerry rigged a razor in her vagina. [spoiler] don't use logic just trust me[/spoiler] The next day the farmer lines the three guys up and has them drop their pants to make sure they didn't fool around with his daughter. He approaches the first man, and his dick is cut off so he punches him out cold. The second guy has his dick so the farmer goes to shake his hand, and 2 fingers are missing, so the farmer knocks him out cold. The third guy has his dick, the farmer shakes his hand and he's got all his fingers. So the farmer says "alright son I won't knock you out" The man replies "hank ou"