Why did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]It was stapled to the chicken.[/spoiler] What s the difference between a baby and a lambo? [spoiler]I don't have a lambo in my garage.[/spoiler] What is the difference between a baby and an onion? [spoiler]I cry when I chop up onions.[/spoiler] How do you get a baby out of a blender? [spoiler]Tortilla chips. (That was hard to spell)[/spoiler] What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? [spoiler]He wiped his bum.[/spoiler] Knock, knock? Who's there? [u][i][b]NOT THE BABY[/b][/i][/u]