I really don't -blam!-ing know now mate, this was supposed to get 2-3 comments max and sink to the bottom of b.net. It was originally intended as an in-joke shitpost for clan members and now I can't mute notifications on this thread. Help me

You did such a good job sounding so bad . I couldn't finish the first sentence because it was so bad my brain was literally hurting. So, if you didn't want this much attn you shouldn't have sounded so damn stupid. I'm glad this was satire. I felt bad for the responses someone would get if this was real just because English wasn't thier first language. You should tag it with satire, rather than satan