You 'earners' think you own whatever exotics you have on That RNG gave you rights you get to claim But I know every decent player out there Thinks Xûr and RNG are just the same You think the only guardians, who are guardians Are the guardians who got their loot like you But if you walked the footsteps of misfortune You'll thank Xûr like you never knew, you never knew Have you ever killed Atheon for ascendant shards? Or only got energies from Crota's end? Aren't you tired of grinding all for nothing? Don't you know that Xûr's meant to be our friend? How hard can the Gjallarhorn blow? If you shut us down, we'll never know. And have you ever seen the sad sight when a guardian dies? Or wiping on the Templar end on end? Yes it's true that skills are required But exotics will help us all, don't pretend And now with you I plead Please come around and see That those who buy from Xûr Are earners too Parody of 'Colours of the Wind' by Vanessa L. Williams (best known song in Disney's Pocahontas)