This ones long but stick with me Boy in class is asked by his teacher "if three birds are on a fence and a farmer shoots one how many are left" The boy says "none" The teacher says " Why do you say none?" The boy "when the farmer shoots his gun the birds all fly away" Teacher "the answer is 2 but I like the way you think" The boy "okay teacher I got one for you. Three women are in a park eating ice cream. One is sucking it, one is licking it, and one is biting it. Which one is married? The teacher reluctantly says "the one sucking it I guess" The boy "actually the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."