Heres my titans bio: I was happily enjoying my time in heaven when suddenly i started falling back to Earth. I woke to see a talking lightbulb right in my face. He then tells me to find a gun as four armed aliens start chasing me. Somehow i have the training of an elite soldier despite the fact that i was a spinmetal salesman before i died in a car accident. I kill the bad guys, meet some dude in a mask that tells me about stuff he cant tell me about and then get told to travel to the various colonies to kill other horrifying creatures that seem to be at war with everything and each other. I meet this chick who is a robot and just like the first guy she tells me absolutely nothing. Then I travel through time, kill two gods, wind up in prison somehow and go kill a space king. The worst part of it all is no matter how many times i try to die that talking lightbulb brings me back. So this is my life and my story. Oh and one more thing i now know English despite living in Russia. Not sure how thats possible.