Wanna take on the fallen? You gotta train. Or they'll put your head on a spike. Wanna take on the hive? You gotta train. Or they'll slice you in half. Wanna take on the vex? You gotta train. Or they'll kill you, travel back in time, and kill you again. Wanna take on the cabal? You gotta train. Or they'll stomp you flat. Wanna take on atheon? You gotta train. Or he'll kill you on two different planets at the same time. Wanna take on crota? You gotta train. Or you won't even get past those witches. Wanna take on skolas? You gotta train. Or variks will have to fish your corpse out of that arena. Wanna take on oryx? You gotta train. Or you'll walk in taken shoes soon. Wanna take on a hunter? You gotta train. Or you'll take a knife to the skull. Wanna take on a warlock? You gotta train. Or he'll burn you alive. Wanna take on a titan? You gotta train. Or he'll break every bone in your body. Twice. [b]Wanna take on ME? Gotta pray guardian.[/b]