Could you for once not pair me with an entire team of legitimate retards who are clearly trying to play the game with their feet whilst drinking vodka, that would be fantastic. I'd actually like to, you know, win a match every once in a while. Kinda hard when I'm the only one on my team who can go positive, which is hard to do when I literally have to do everything myself. Bringing my own fireteam is kinda hard to do generally, as my friends and I are all on different schedules, so I'm forced to hand my ass over to matchmaking and pray to god that it decides not to bang me balls deep for once.