[b]Create the most ridiculous and crazy conspiracy you can think of[/b] I'll start: There is a National Socialist moon base shaped like a swaztika (made using extraterrestrial technology, naturally) manned by cyborg Bigfoots. What's it for? Mining the moon's native cheese, which the Naźi Bigfoots will use to awaken their god Cthulhu, who is disguised as Rush Limbaugh.