#Chuck norris has the iPhone 6, and runs android on it. #Chuck norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do chuck norris. #Facebook exists because he wants his enemies to find him-too bad they already died. #chuck norris can find a haystack in a needle. #i had a dream when i punched chuck norris, when i woke up, my hand was broken #chuck norris' iphone has every song and video in the world... On 2 gb. #chuck norris once smiled at a group of children, they are now known as the justice league. #chuck norris punched water, and left a dent #chuck norris went to swim in the ocean, the sharks [i]ran[/i] for land #wikipedia asks chuck norris for information #chuck norris makes ice cubes... In the microwave #if chuck norris wants steak, cows volunteer, brcause it's easier that way #chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Edit- MORE FACTS #life is not, in fact, a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of chuck norris roundhouse kicking you in the face. #god didn't kill the devil, he hired chuck norris to do it. #there is no "slow motion effect". Time slows down when Chuck norris is bored. #chuck norris can draw a [i]perfect[/i] circle with a ruler. #thats not an eclipse... Thats the sun hiding from chuck norris #the guinness book of world records are things chuck norris wished not to take credit for. More facts tomorrow :)