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Editado por IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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3 RespuestasEditado por unsanguine: 7/19/2015 8:21:03 AMChuck Norris died years ago. Death is just scared to tell him Chuck Norris already been to Mars. Thats why there is no signs of life. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house. Its not dead, its just scared to move. A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.At night. When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do. Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund Chuck Norris doesn't walk on land. He swims through it. Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun
