Oh god, well...regardless of you pathetic personal attributes, clearly you are not only a closet masochist just vying for community attention, you're also an obvious anti-pseudo-nice guy with homoerotic tendencies that reflect your S&M whims, which merge into reality as your coworkers keenly observe with your 'extended pinky finger' coffee sipping habits. You sir need to be excommunicated from air, so that your not polluting the environment when you're facing north and speaking out the southern (wink wink) end of your smiley face. [spoiler]Basically, if Sarah Palin drop kicked you in the nads heel first, and then tried to lull you into a false sense of superiority with success, while you asked what size her vaginal lip was as you thought of basketball, I wouldn't be surprised at all! [/spoiler] [spoiler]Should I add that I'm not serious or would you say go F" yourself...? Well then, F" you MOFO...[/spoiler]