-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass. -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He's worrying about gay marriage. -Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries. -There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage. -Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married. -When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet. -Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how fabulous gay marriage is. -Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. But couldn't stop thinking about gay marriage while doing so. -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Clint Eastwood in the face, because Clint Eastwood supports gay marriage.