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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris was once asked "How many push ups can you do?" to which he replied "All of them."
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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I can count past infinity to 1,2 This works because technically, the decimal points in a number can also go to infinity, so by counting whole numbers, you count beyond infinity
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But there is a greater infinity
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Ahh Smart
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Swims on land, I laughed so hard some pee came out!
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Woah, Chuck Norris can swim on land. How amazi... *doorbell rings* Hang on a moment lemme get that
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Chuck Norris can swim on land Best one
