I have a question. Let's say you buy a new band saw and your kids over hear you telling your wife about it and all of its appliances and such. Your kids then tell you that they want to be in your band (because they don't realize that it's a saw) and you say sure, the band uniform is some duct tape over your mouth. They put on the duct tape and you take them to the garage where you turn on some music and hit them over the head with shovels. You then proceed to dismember them by slicing them into small pieces with your new saw. There is blood everywhere and... Actually, never mind I forgot my question.