[i]I could tell you of the great nerf months ago, how the Suros was crippled. I could tell you of the power of the Mythoclast, its ancient enemy. There are many tales told throughout the crucible to frighten Christmas noobs. Lately, those tales have stopped. Now... the Christmas noobs are frightened anyway. The nerfs are coming back. The last good guns will not survive it this time.[/i]