On the Forbes article, if a Treasure Key dropped every round why even require the keys in the first place? He's essentially asking for another chest. I don't get it. PoE 28 is strike level difficulty, it drops strike level rewards. Makes sense. As for the rarity of eth light, it'll only take you an hour or two get clear through Trials with a decent team. Clearly you're one of the PvE-only bitches, but you can easily clear PoE 34 within your timeframe. Even Skolas would be doable with a prepared strat for the boss. Moreover, those are all guaranteed, so you know that your "precious" time won't be wasted. I don't get the problem you're having.