NuggetNinja This strange disorder only affects a small population, but is very frighting. Every time a person sees a chicken product (say, a chicken nugget, chicken sandwich) they go completely crazy, karate chopping and kicking everything in sight, lots of accidents have been reported of little kids, adults, midgets, the elderly, being beaten and bruised. One child got kicked in his gonads so hard, he threw up. Scientists believe that the condition has been caused by extreme amounts of grease going into the brain after eating a lot of food. The body goes into a defense mode, attacking anything after seeing a meal that would cause more harm. There is no cure yet, but scientists are testing with rubbing to chicken nuggets in front of monkey to see what happens. For now, until a cure is found, keep them away from a Mcdonalds or any other fast food restaurant.