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Editado por Mucca:
5/24/2015 8:42:54 AM
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A japanese sea monster showed up on my porch; What do I do?
I can't keep it because my family has too many Japanese sea monsters. It is a little tentacle monster that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some Asians, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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2 RespuestasThrow it into lake Loch Ness
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Watch out for the tentacles
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1 RespuestaGive it a virgin and while it's -blam!- her videotape it. The monster will become your friend because it always has trouble holding a camera.
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Submit your body to it.
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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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Bump because porch day
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Record it.
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I smell a new porno coming
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I sense tentacles or Godzilla
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sashimi ftw
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1 RespuestaSmell it. If it smells delicious... eat it. Don't forget the Soy Sauce.
