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5/1/2015 3:19:14 PM
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My mom ran away before I was born
I never knew her, she ran away from my dad before I was born... So sad
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My dad died before he lost his virginity
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Seems legit
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My mom didn't even show up to her own funeral lol
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Thsi explains so much...
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2 RespuestasDid she realize she was carrying extra luggage?
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1 RespuestaEditado por N00bly_9: 5/1/2015 10:51:06 PMAmerican Dad!
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1 RespuestaEditado por Not That Guy: 5/1/2015 10:48:31 PM"Where's Perry?"
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1 RespuestaHow is that possible?
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1 RespuestaThat would have hurt your soul if she dropped you. [spoiler]Get it[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI knew what I was walking into in this one lol
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1 RespuestaThat's pretty cool that your dad kept the egg warm.
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1 Respuesta
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1 RespuestaWhoah. So are you a platypus?
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1 RespuestaWhat! how can your mum run away before you were born when she was pregnant with you??
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2 RespuestasThis is sad sorry mate that happened yo sorry for dad and your mom cause they did ran away at first then they made tacos over night with alot of gravy but like i always say dont put the salad in a bowl unless you going to eat or else its just waste so remember these words mate and you will make lemons
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1 RespuestaI dont want to be mean, but how tha fock did ur mum ran away before u were born?
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1 RespuestaAt least your dad kept the egg warm.
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3 RespuestasI was like "oh that's sa...wait a minute"
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Gg no re
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1 Respuestaget rekt
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1 RespuestaThat's...impressive.
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Doesn't show up :/
