I'm not too good with rhymes, but I guess I could try to drop a dime- [b]"The Vandal Went Down to Russia, abridged" By Jlaxx Scars[/b], I'll tell ya bout a story, from the old plains you see, just next to the sea As far as the eye could see, It was a lowly vandal, and I'll tell you tis be true, he was lookin' for his shoe, and this had gave him the blues One day on a patrol, this vandal was told "Your shoe got stole, santa claus gave ya coal, and your bout to get killed by my Praetorian Foil!" And so later he respawned with a fist full of dread wanting to get some head but he said "Screw that, instead...I'll find that guardian, rip his guts out, let em know what i'm about, he'll be scared without a doubt!" and so he went to find that hunter shootin' up his fellow dreg, he looked left, he looked right, that hunter wasn't in sight, his stomach started feeling tight, and like a cracker, he turned white (Sorry for the racist joke, I couldn't think of an other rhyme...) The vandal looked up, hunter said "whats up" but before he knew it, the hunter was feelin' pain in the butt! That vandal shot him up good like a boss from the hood (Sorry about the racist black joke...Again, I couldn't think of a rhyme... But worry not! I am black therefore that isn't racist...Don't question my logic!), and that vandals day was good...