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2/19/2015 11:25:09 PM
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I have the straightest dick on the planet. It's not the longest or the thickest but that bitch is straight. No degree of curve whatsoever, 90 degrees right off the body.
Forgot your protractor in geometry? I got you.
Need to level out that new picture on the wall? I'm on my way.
Need to navigate the high seas? Shit could be a sextant.
Calibration on your phone's accelerometer is off? Set it on the D.
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If this isn't a copy pasta it needs to be
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Editado por Kansas1297: 3/25/2015 10:29:23 PMHaha I'll take that as a compliment, but no I wrote that one very boring day at work.
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Props to you sir
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Kek for days
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I lost it at the protractor part hahaha
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Holy kek.
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I've never seen my lungs die so quickly. You deserve a medal
