Here it is. The long-awaited sequel to Treebeard's award-winning 'would you rather' thread. Here are 7 unthinkable options, each more gruesome than the last. But if you had to choose one, which would you pick? EDIT: In all these scenarios you survive and have to bear the scars and injuries of the incident. You get no surgery etc. afterwards and you get no pain relief. For the penetration option, you have the choice of: a 12" piece of wood that splinters very easily, or a 12" dildo with knives attached to it. For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.