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Edited by ChocolatMudBoy:
1/23/2015 9:31:47 AM
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If Xur Sells Gjallarhorn...
Before I tell you all what im going to do if xur sells my beautiful sexy Gally, I want to share with you the story of our first meeting.
One day I visited the tower on a friday.
Xur was young back then, naive too. He had no idea what he had just put on the market was to become the most sought after weapon in the game. Still, some ignored it, and others purchased on a whim, while most couldn't even afford it. I was among those that couldnt buy my way to the Gally, so i had to EARN it.
After that I dedicated myself to obtaining this weapon. I spent years grinding, fighting my way through hordes of enemies. By the time i had obtained all of the other exotics in the game Atheon had fallen by my hand over 1000 times. My spirit was broken and I lay there a broken, sodomized mess. *bloop* "Ten Inch Tyrron has invited you to play Destiny" I joined, as reluctantly as anyone ever could. "Lets do the vault." he said in his beautiful, deep african amercian voice. And so we did it and when Atheon died as he had 100000 times before the screen read "ChocolateMudBoy found [b]Gjallahorn[/b]" My bowels voided themselves and i became arroused. Contrary to logic and the recommendation of most professionals i did not seek medical attention when my erection lasted more then 4 hours. I leveled my gjallarhorn instead.
If Xurs sells it and you buy it, you do not deserve it. If Xur sells it, and you buy it, I will die. Please dont kill me.
Edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Xur has ghorn.
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I hope to kill you now so yes I will buy it
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Edited by U6757109: 5/3/2015 1:58:43 PM-blam!-
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7 RepliesEdited by FuzeMainIn2k17: 3/22/2015 8:30:47 AMnevermind
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1 ReplyAnother gjallarhorn post... Blah blah blah I will quit, blah blah blah I'm the only one that deserves to enjoy the weapon. Get over yourself it's hardly even rare. Tons of people have them. Red death and hard light were probably owned by less people than gjallarhorns before xur sold both of them.
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1 ReplyI'll bring my team of 6 Gjallarhorn to pown you and t bag you( if everyone has it and using it) but wait there's more only 2 players can get it from drops in pvp multiplayer. Wow that sucks so I can't pown you. Okay... Ok gonna have to rethink this thought. Pew... Pew... NOOO!!!! YOU KILLED CHARLIE!!! Chris on my team says , "Aw man not Charlie, he didn't have to get sniped in the head to lose he chance to Gjallarhorn". Charlie :'( We had good times at killing Crota with our op team that had 6 Gjallarhorn taking him down so fast cause of that weapon. Gonna have to replace him with others guardian cause we gotta keep breaking the game.
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I have the gally and still dont care if xur sells it
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Edited by JarodColdbreak: 3/20/2015 6:00:19 AMLike your story. Your playtime is not that long though. I played much longer before I got my Gjallarhorn and I don't care if it is sold or not. I would rather it not be sold but just because I want to buy stuff I do not already have haha Also the tracker says you have only like 14 VoG completions. :D Back to troll academy!
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2 RepliesI stopped reading when i saw "I had to earn it"
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I hope Xur sells Gjallarhorn.
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1 ReplyWho in the fukc cares though? Some of you guys act like if he sells the damn weapon that it will actually affect you. Stop being babies, I mean seriously.
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3 RepliesEdited by BucEmDown: 3/10/2015 3:49:55 PMEveryone should have a Gallajhorn! If I could give away 3, I would! Buy it, "earn" it, the debate on earners Vs. Xûrners cracks me up. Rngeesus isn't earning, atleast not anymore than earning the coins to buy it. I know many people who have been carried thru the raids and that's how they get their exotics
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1 ReplyWhat the fucking fuck.
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I hope Xur sells Gjallarhorn
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ZzzZzzZzz.... mmmm o I'm sorry did I fall asleep on you? I must be getting tired of these "earned" post.
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Edited by Mick_The_Knife: 3/10/2015 1:13:54 PMI won't care, I've got 3 of em :) and if I didnt, I'd buy it.
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If xur sells gjallarhorn... I'm going to buy it, like the rest of the players in the game. Get real
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1 ReplyThere is no way to "earn" weapons in this game. There is only getting lucky. Youre one of those scumbags that wasted their time getting that weapon then decided that you wanted other people to waste their time too. You had 2 choices. Farm for strange coins and get the op weapon or spend so much time trying to get lucky. You chose the latter while others chose the former. Next time choose the former you spasticated jellybean. Anywho. Slow clap for the handicap (you) and good luck to you sir.
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Gjallarhorn
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1 Replyok. die.
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If zur sells gjallarhorn... You will cry like a bitch
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2 Replieslet me tell you a story I have 500+ hrs in this game. always do the nightfalls, raided 3x a week beforw crota. raided 6x times a week since. a few weeks back the nightfall was nexus. soloing it as usual. my friend joins at the boss right before I kill him. i had 95 kills, he had 2. me = 5 strange coins him = gjallarhorn a week later he gets a purple heavy. another horn. dont talk to me about this so called earning it.
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I didnt buy Destiny til like the 3rd week so i missed it when Xur sold it....i got damn lucky and got mine from a Nightfall a while ago and i love it (def the best weapon in the game) but id love it if EVERYONE had it because it would make Raids, and Strikes alot easier if others had it. i honestly feel bad for the people who dont have it cause pretty much every post on the Raid forums say :Please be lvl 32 and have Ghallajhorn" People have come to actually rely too much on the Gally (most think you NEED like 5 Ghorns to beat Crota) when really you can do it with plenty of other weapons as long as your group is coordinated and on the same page. its sad to see so many people get rejected from Raid groups just because they dont have Gally
