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1/21/2015 2:03:21 PM
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wut I do floof? (grill problemz)
So last week my girlfriend of about a year and a half broke up with me. Now she has already got a new partner, but I can't tell if it's a guy or a girl, like it's difficult to say based on his/her looks. I'm rustled that she already has one, but I'd be even more rustled to find out it is a grill.
Wut do floof?
Finding a new bae isn't really an option; I have a crush on someone, but it'd never work between us and they don't like me back in that way
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1 ReplyShow her your TARDIS, offer her the opportunity to see other worlds, infinite stars. There's no way she could turn you down.
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1 ReplyFind somebody who is hotter.
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Fill her eyes with cocaine.... What would be better than that..
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They rustled your jimmies real gud
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2 Repliesyou had to say bae...
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4 RepliesTell hee to come over on Thursday and if she asked what you two are gonna do tell her [spoiler] First I would have you undress yourself and lay flat on your back. I would then proceed to pour a trail of honey down your ever so sweet body, that I like to call heaven. Once the honey was in place, I would lick it off ever so gently with the tip of my tongue until I could hear you start to softly moan...at which point I would move up from your moist thighs to your neck and start immediately, passionately, kissing and caressing your soft tender skin. When I believe your no longer able to withhold yourself, I would have yourself tied down to the bedposts using velvet satin and take my fingers, and ever so lightly, dance them down your side and then into your delectable body. I would stop only after the spasms threatened to loosen the bonds around your hands. Moving my mouth to within a whispers reach away, I would ask with my delicate, but assertive voice, what final act you would have me perform on you, which I would proceed to do until your gasps of pleasure rendered your words inaudible. After you finally release your last cry, I would untie your wrists and leave your sweat soaked body to lay on the bed, if only to continue in the next hour... [/spoiler]
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Eat ass
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DragTheBitchBack.net
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4 RepliesI'm no doctor but if you have relations with grills.... you have a serious problem. Go see someone buddy
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I've had that old sport, since daisy left old sport. Now listen old sport, this is what you gotta do, it requires bravery, and you to be capable of human interaction [spoiler][quote]90%of flood stop reading now[/quote][/spoiler]so, you like books and nerdy stuff? Go to local bookstore, read a bit, pick up a book, find grill reading similar book or something close, talk to grill and be funny, get toast/envelope >???? >profit
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3 RepliesOnline dating? Have you tried that? Also about your crush. Be polite, ask them if they would like to go out to the movies or something. If she ain't feeling you she will most likely turn it down. But you can't make some one like you. Some feelings have to be there already. Unless y'all never talked before. And don't feel bad about your ex. If she moved on that quick she wasn't really invested. Good luck dude.
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1 ReplyWhat is this "Bae" you speak of?
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2 RepliesShave the neck beard and retire the fedora.. It's time... If it's a girl then it's a party. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyFill her car with manure.
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4 RepliesDo you eat ass
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3 RepliesDo the right thing and fight on
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1 ReplyMove on.
