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1/14/2015 6:56:31 PM
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HELP!!!!
Internet is down in my local area! This means i cannot get online and play destiny! After cry wanking furiously for about 3 hours ive run out of tears and semen!! In this -blam!-ed up time i need suggestions of what to do? As i said ive beat my dick dry! What else is there to do??? Please help
[spoiler]Interesting Fact-Im a pro masturbator[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis is a thought but mabye go out fill a few applications, get a job,get paid, buy lubricant, build you self esteem ,find a nice girl, become a man
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2 RepliesTurn your phone into a mobile hotspot and use that. It seems that you wouldn't mind the additional charges since your life obviously revolves around Destiny and masturbation.
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2 RepliesLol this made me laugh. I usually just keep going til it starts bleeding
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3 RepliesThere are these thing called humans you should try interacting with but I warn you they might be a little weird. A lot of them don't play video games so avoid talking about raids, strikes, k/d, or hating lag cause they don't know what it is. Most importantly don't insult them like most people do online because there is a chance you might get it hit for it. Learned these things from personal experience when my Internet shut off
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6 RepliesGo shoot yourself. This will save us from further dumb ass posts.
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Your knackered !!
