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1/11/2015 7:22:53 PM
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*swinging sword gracefully* Such a beautiful weapon. I deem it The Way.
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As I am walking by you lose your grip on the sword and it impales me right in the chest. Oh thanks Zantus know I have two swords stuck in my chest.
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No such thing would happen. My grip is sure, and my mind, sharp.
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Maybe but I am very clumsy and prone to slipping on banana peels.
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It is not my fault if you slip onto my blade, let this be known.
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I think that's your own fault for walking around without first dealing with the sword in your chest.
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Well I tried but the first sword in my chest is Excalibur and no one is worthy enough to pull it out.
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Edited by Ben: 1/11/2015 7:47:36 PMI'm probably unworthy too. *doesn't bother trying* Who put it in in the first place?
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Yesterday I left the hotel on a pilgrimage to heal my spirit energy so I could continue living in my mortal body. When I got their, I was ambushed by a group of men who stabbed me with the sword. I managed to kill them but no magic on my part could free the sword from my body.
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Logically, only a righteous person could wield the sword. So why would a righteous person stab you?
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Maybe he just doesn't like demons. But they seemed to know I was going there. Perhaps someone in the hotel was acting as a spy for them.
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Who did you tell about your pilgrimage?
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Zantus, Noble, and Bardock all saw me leave the hotel. Anyone of them could have done it.
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Edited by Ben: 1/11/2015 8:33:03 PMExcalibur is magical; I think we can rule out a spartan being behind this. Bardock is the one who hates...everyone, but he hasn't seemed like he cares much. About anything. Does Zantus bear you any ill will?
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*trying to walk by without getting decapitated* Move "The Way" out of the way, please.
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Of course. *stands aside*
