All Canadians are nice.
Tis a load of shit, I got punched by a Canadian today.
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Im generally nice....under certain circumstances...i will wipe my enemies out with levels of passive aggressiveness the world has never seen before.
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Edited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 1/11/2015 3:45:59 AMPardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo
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If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make 100 alts to like this 100 times.
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Ayyyyy lmao.
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XD OH MY GOD YES.
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I'm going to spam TBlocks with that. XD
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Tblocks?
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Canadian user.
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I always send him random Canada related things.
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It's a fun thing to do.
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Sounds like it.
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*cuts off Bio's face* ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) \( •_•)/ [b][u]VICTORY![/u][/b]
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Can I like this more please?
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You have an alt do you not?
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Canadians can be vicious
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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) All I did was ask for syrup.
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XD ROFL
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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) I never got my syrup.
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Wow, they're so rude.
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SYRUP KAY. ALL I WANTED WAS SYRUP.