Confront her and apologise and if she goes to slap you...stop her by grabbing her hand and then kiss her...nuff said do this and you will be the smoothest muthafuka ever
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Correction: I would be the most -blam!-y mutha-blam!-a ever.
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True...so smooth...
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That first blam was meant to be ràpey
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Oh...well...um...don't do that...OK...um...bye...goodbye...see...ya...
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I mean that grabbing a woman by the hand and kissing her against her will is a bit of a ràpey thing to do.
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Yeah but...oh gid I just realised I watch too many movies...
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Yeah, also turns out that blowing shît up to save one person is a "criminal offence", pffft, cops have obviously never heard of John Mclane.
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Brah...you either Live Hard or you...(insert scene of man looking off camera into distance with badass music playing) Die Hard!!