Wait a minute... The only place on Earth available is Russia... Russia used to have Russians. Russians are bears. Bears live in forests. Forests has 7 letters in it. That's Bungie's favorite number. Bungie is making a Destiny 2 7-2=5 Cabal has 5 letters in it. The Cabal are at war with the Vex. Vex has 3 letters in it 5+3=8 Humanity has 8 letters in it. Humanity is at war with the Cabal and Vex. Illuminati confirmed. BUT WAIT! Illuminati has 10 letters in it. DDarkness has 9 letters in it. 9+10=21 21 Jump Street confirmed. Destiny will be a movie. BUT WAIT! Michael Bay is a director of movies. Michael Bay directed the Ninja Turtles. Bungie Ninjas are people who are sworn to a code or some shit, I don't fuggin know, but they're still Ninjas. Ninjas has 6 letters in it. Sponge has 6 letters in it. 6+6=666. Bungie worships the devil? BUT WAIT! Soccer starts with 'S' What does letter does Satan start with? That's correct... 'B' Soccer goes against God?