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Edited by the last mage:
11/19/2015 7:01:19 AM
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funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny
There's some funny things they say if you have one I want to hear about it
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"My other account got deleted. so I have to play on this one"
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2 Replies"Sunbreakers are not op"
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8 Replies[i]"hey guys, bdobbin here..."[/i]
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Twelve year old said he wanted to do the raid with me. Lol
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Nerf sunbreaker Funny hunters
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4 Replies"Nerf sunbreaker"
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4 RepliesEdited by Erebus The Dark: 10/15/2015 7:07:40 AMHunter told me they were useful
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[quote]There's some funny things they say if you have one I want to hear about it[/quote] I'm leveling up so fast. At this rate I'll be max in less than two weeks. [one month later] I hate this game. I'll never be max level.
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1 Reply"I am not a traffic cone"
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"Hunters are the best class"
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*during festival of the lost I'm talking too randoms in the tower Me: " hey guys did you see how cool the traveler looks?" ( the traveler has a glowing festival of the lost emblem thing on it) Noob: "the what?" Me: "the traveler" Noob: "what's the traveler?" Me: " THE BIG FLOATING BALL IN THE SKY. THE WHOLE STORY IS BASED OFF OF IT!" Noob: " Oh, I thought that was the moon" Me: " have you played the campaign?" Noob: "yeah. I've got the strangers rifle" *equips it to prove to me he has Me: "So you beat the black garden then." Noob: "What's the black garden?" Me: *facepalms through face
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13 RepliesEdited by Jack: 9/29/2015 9:31:09 AMThis is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've did it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best, MMORPGFPS-whatever the hell on the market! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: IM2MLG4YOUSKRUBS. *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! *Activision pushes Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs* *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes...you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified while Activision cuts up Destiny*
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You need "insert Grimore here" to be considered a vet.
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4 RepliesEdited by JacksGrapes: 9/30/2015 3:02:26 PMWas bored late one night and decided to go on LFG to help some randoms go flawless. Background: I quit wearing the flawless emblem after week 3 because it lost all of its prestige. I always wore my jade rabbit in the trials/crucible. I am a day one Vet, but didn't hunt for ghost back then. My grimoire was around 2800 at the time. Above 3100 was "considered experienced." I have over 30k kills in crucible with snipe being by far my best weapon. Story: Found 2 randoms on LFG for trials to be nice and help out some noobs. Checked kd's and both were below 0.8 with no flawless trials completed. I join the party and say hello. Both of the members were squeakers (I call them squeakers now because of what happened). This didn't sway me. I wanted to test my skill and get the lowest scum of the earth flawless. I join fire team and here are the responses. Squeaker #1 (SCREAMS) - WHERE IS YOUR FLAWLESS TAG. Me: - stays silent laughing to myself Squeaker #2 Screams) - Wow your grimoire is only 2800. Me: - stays silent laughing to myself Squeaker #2 - You suck. Don't say you will help if your stats are terrible. YOU'RE KICKED Got kicked. Me: I decided to message them. "I have 10k kills in trials with a 2.07 (at the time) k/d. You just done -blam!-ed up." Squeaker responded. "I am so sorry can you please come back in and help." Me: response - "Sorry I don't play with kids who do not have flawless tag and have terrible stats." Made my night.
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In year 1, I wa[u]s playing VoG hard to get the vex mythoclast and there was a "noob" he was leader and said to me "damn you suck!" He was the one just standing there not doing anything so I laughed so much when he booted me.
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1 ReplyAfter my cousin had been away from Destiny and playing Borderlands 2 for a while, when he died during a strike he asked: "Do you have to pay glimmer to respawn?"
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5 RepliesI did 3 pvp nightfalls and 3 pve nightfalls. What the -blam!- was this kid even talking about -_-
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2 Replies"I already beat like 6 Antiquated Runes! Why didn't it drop the Touch of Malice yet?"
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Wait so that giant orb in the sky is the traveler
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3 RepliesI said "oh yeah, I got this shader from rahool." noob says "really? I got it from the cryptarch"
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Do u have the raid emblem when I have the ToM emblem on
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Doing crota and some kid asks me if I knew how to do the raid. I said yes and he said he did to and my friends and I are talking and we start talking about black hammer and he says he has it. So we ask him to equip it and he said he has it in the vault because he put it there before we did the raid. We finish the raid and we go to the tower, the very first thing he says is "where is the vault?" So we kick him and he calls us -blam!- tards.
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1 ReplyGolgoeth has 100,000,000,000,000,000 health
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3 RepliesI heard this in a public chat in crucible. We got killed by a self res warlock. Excuse the profanity, but, "D*mn, this n*gga been drinking too much Sunny-D, cause he's unleashing the power of 'da sun!"
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Edited by sbgorski: 11/4/2015 7:12:18 PMDoing VoG and a kid was using the last ward and says "I'm out of last word ammo, I think I'll switch to my fully unmaxed aetheons epilogue" This happened, no lie
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"Must have max Gjallarhorn"
