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Edited by the last mage:
11/19/2015 7:01:19 AM
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funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny
There's some funny things they say if you have one I want to hear about it
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I'm drowning in people helmets.
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Will u go out with me?
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Not something said but made me laugh.. I Took a few noob friends through crota raid for their first time (me and then 3 noobs), told them that at the first drop into the raid we had to go in a certain order, titans then warlocks then hunters (im a hunter) I lit up the platform and the bridge started to glow, I told them now was the time for the titans, the 2 titans ran forward..... [spoiler]*guardian down*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLast night I was playing with a friend on Normal KF with a team he mostly got off LFG. It was me, him, his real life friend, and 3 randoms from LFG. We'll call my friend H since he's a hunter, and his friend T for titan. For 3 people in our group it was their first time doing this raid, two of the randoms and T. We got through the raid fairly quickly, a couple of wipes here and there while the newbies learn the ropes, otherwise a very smooth run. We reach Oryx after the sisters, I should mention that during the daughters, T was never torn, he knew about the platforms though, we'll come back to that later. So H is explaining what to do to beat oryx and we give it a few practice runs so everyone knows what they're doing, I was assigned the relic holder. We're doing well during Oryx, and then Oryx slams his fist down on T's platform. T mistakenly jumps up before me (we forgot to explain that) and he gets torn. Me: "-blam!- it keep going I'll hold the plate" H: "yeah just follow the platforms counter clockwise like the sisters" *ogres are kill* *relic still in the air* Me: "where's T?" T: "running around the platforms" H: "YOU -blam!-ING RETARD" I look down and T is running around from plate to plate counter clockwise. I have never laughed so hard in a raid before.
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5 Replies"Warlocks are garbage tier in HM raid"
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"Yeah you definitely need more than one person for the raid" * I check his history, he tried to solo kings fall. "What's the name of the final boss in the Kings raid
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Your clips aren't good https://youtu.be/oHOZpjg2BZA
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10 RepliesGo patriots. Booted him for saying it on the spot
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I invited this guy off lfg who wrote "307 Titan(or whatever class he was) invite me I have ToM" I invite him and he says "Wtf bro can't you read" I'm like huh "I clearly said you must be 310+" I responded with a GTFO
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"Bungie will ban all shadowshot glitchers"
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Trying to get a team together for KF normal earlier today. Guy joins at lvl 31 142 Light. He says how's it going. I say are you serious right now, I hope you have better gear. He says why what's the light requirements. I just start laughing.
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Some guy saw me with Hawkmoon and said he got it 70 times already, yet he doesn't know what the main perk is
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Necrocasm bump
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What's a devil's lair?
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Umm how do I get primary ammo
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1 ReplyWhich way is counter-clockwise?
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I wasn't hiding behind the platform...
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Doing hard oryx raid and was carrying a noob thru made it to golgoroth and i told him that his light level was too low. He was 301, his response was..."the enemies are doing the same attack though, they arent doing more damage." /facepalm
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What's an atheon, what is gjallarhorn, why does this guy have blue skin, what is a strange coin looks useless
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17 RepliesGorgoroth 1 orb strat
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Buy me pizza scrub
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"Make me fireteam leader real quick"
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Necrobump
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THE POWER OF THE NECRO COMPELS YOU
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"My other account got deleted. so I have to play on this one"
