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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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5 RepliesThe pikit1337 syndrome It causes people to suddenly become godlike at everything they do. The only cure is da booty
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2 RepliesJK FC 21 is a 3-stage bacterial infection The JK phase causes mass hysteria and dizziness. The FC phase causes nausea and projectile vomiting The 21 phase causes immune system failure The only cure is (ironically) headache medicine Oddly enough, JK FC 21 can be treated with Olive Garden Breadsticks
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MrPankakes- uh.... Poisonous pancakes grow on your skin?? Cure- maple syrup
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Sixsantavirus: You become a fat jolly old man, you also have an addiction to milk and cookies.
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Sparten256, you become somewhat a hulk and bash everything. Cure: Chuck Norris' tears
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The Numerous Luke syndrome- You can't stop sipping hot chocolate * sips hot chocolate *
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You fart continuously and you go ape shit The cure is licking a smartboard
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2 RepliesYou pick my stuff
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The Cellar Door Symptoms- Incredibly large penis Thousands of girls Amazing hair Chiseled chest The beard of a lumberjack The stamina of a train Ever increasing wealth Treatment- Wake victim up
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Edited by Hecker Man: 1/12/2015 8:15:04 AMUnknown4181 This is a different version of the unknowns virus symptoms leaking of places that should not be mention and amnesia but this version has a slight twist they victim will remember every thing for a couple of seconds then go in shock and forget everything again so people hate the victim because it sounds like he or she is trolling. No cure because the virus keeps mutating .
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2 RepliesEvent Horizion A mental disorder that causes it's victims to have an unhealthy fascination with both space and death. Currently no cure. Victims must be kept from all methods of space travel and must be watched for fear of suicide attempts.
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Ninjabird: A disorder where you dance like a chicken uncontrollably and karate chop anyone who passes by you Treatment: Get hit on the head really hard
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Pretty sure I'm the cure all
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Wow mine must be pretty awful...
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Amnesia?
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You become an elite ranger Heurheueh
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Looks like i'm all good.
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[u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u]: Symptoms:Include but are not limited to... Narcissist Sarcasm Egotism Compulsive lying Social awkwardness Douchebagitry Asshole-itis Laziness Making mistakes on a regular basis Annoying others Being ignored Not being relevant Contradicting yourself Ignorance and arrogance Aging [i]death[/i] If you experience one or more of the symptoms contact your doctor immediately for a proper diagnosis. Treatment for[u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] includes but is not limited to: Logic Getting a job Having responsibilities Education Getting laid/having contact with females [Talking, handholding ext] [u]Having a life[/u] Self-confidence Motivation Humility Meeting people/making friends Enlightenment Google search for answers (because you can always trust the Internet) [u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] is curable if you believe you have contracted [u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] self medicate with the aforementioned treatments.
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8 RepliesYou dont want to know...
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2 RepliesUr balls will not stop sweating till the day u die. And the smell gets worse with each passing day
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1 ReplyRyouji Gunblade is a disease where people have the involuntary urge to post videogame-related inside jokes online instead of sleeping. This disease can be treated by watching cat videos on the internet.
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Mine is shockingly painful ahahahahahahaahah [spoiler]I'm going to kill myself now...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWell then...
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1 ReplyTerminal whiteness.
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SFDP Causes you to walk in different directions instead of straight, nausia vomiting possible death
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Baadog13 You act like a dog but also baaaaaa like a sheep. This lasts for a total of 13 days and occurs when on Friday the 13th if you pet both a dog and a sheep. CURE: none good lucbaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
