What you do, is arrange a few of your friends (the brother included) to stand behind a big white sheet. All they can see is your lower half, tell them they can feel any butt they want, but only one butt. So they must choose wisely, then tell them this is their only chance and further videotaping after this will get them a sexual harassment charge! Once they choose and do the butt touch, make the big reveal as to whose butt they touched, hopefully their brothers. All done. Edit: Stop hating on ugly chicks, you're vanity and self centred attitude are appalling. I bet you aren't no oil painting yourself!