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Edited by Ebola: 12/20/2014 4:32:40 AM
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How would you torture people?

Every person has a unique way of torturing others. So flood, how would/do you torture someone who deserved it?

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  • Shocks with no amps... [spoiler] As amps are what kill, volts only deliver pain. [/spoiler]

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  • Well, it wouldn't be torture. More like a series of violent beatings (possibly maulings) until death. Lead them to a zoo. First, i would kick them in their knee at an angle, so it breaks and they are forced to fall to their knees. With their head now tilted down and exposed, i grab a crowbar or metal pipe and smash it down on their head. They are now on the ground. Remember i am in a zoo. Before all this, i plan ahead and delay the feeding time for the wolves (i think you can see where this is going). I throw the body into the wolf habitat, along with a noisemaker of any type. I then record the feast, and air it, live on national television.

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  • I like the bamboo method Tie subject to ground where bamboo is planted and watch it slowly impale said subject over a matter of days :/

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    • Edited by ThatGuy: 12/22/2014 5:21:45 AM
      Lock them in a dark room [spoiler]FULL OF LEGO PIECES SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR[/spoiler]

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    • Changing mine now it's [spoiler]listening to frozen songs sang by kids pop kids with the guest star Jb playing minecraft [/spoiler] Oh god

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    • Replace all the songs on their phone with the kids bop version and have them forced to listen.

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    • Get a twinkies bar. You know what make it five boxes of twinkies

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    • Separate the chocolate and peanut butter from their reeses.

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    • Hey so this game is called Destiny, get me a full set of raid gear and I'll let you go. Oh those? Those are the near constant disconnects you're going to deal with, have fun!

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    • Feed them to my sister

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    • Chain them down Cut off finger/toe tips Cut off hands/feet Cut off arms/legs Smash private parts

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    • 1 tie victim to chair 2 staple their eyelids open 3 play the JB movie and twilight movies 4 if the victim is still not broken proceed to play Jonas brothers and JB music on the highest possible volume 5 if the victim is still not broken play every romantic comedy in existence 6 if the victim has not bleed out by biting his exposed flesh slow insert the largest pole you have in his bum hole until he talks or dies

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    • Drop them into blazing prytheom

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    • Tie them to a chair, cut off the skin on their asshole. Then, cover it in gas. After that, shove a fence post up their ass. Ignite the gas, and place it back inside their asshole. Force them to remember all the lines to all the twilight movies. While force them to eat 5 tons of whale seman.

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    • Put them in an interrogation room with Engrapadora. * sips hot chocolate *

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      • Give them Oreos without the cream in the middle

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        • I would tickle them with a potato and just eat this delicious food in front of them

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        • If make them dig there own grave then sit in it Whole new meaning to go die in a hole

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        • I'd get out a box of ice cream, and the first bought halo 3 game.......[spoiler]and throw them in the mud[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by Masque of Night: 12/22/2014 12:18:18 AM
          Depends, what has the person in this hypothetical situation done to be deserving?

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          • Lock them in a pitch black room and everyday give them one sugar cube and cut something off of them like a finger. MWAH HA HA!!!

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          • Edited by LegendOfWinter: 12/22/2014 1:16:18 AM
            Smack em' with my shlong.

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          • Strap them into a chair, and make them listen to an audiobook of every post/thread in #Destiny, the audiobook is narrated by Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber.

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          • Make them sincerely respond to every thread in feedback.

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          • Edited by RJ956: 12/20/2014 11:04:53 PM
            After creating an in depth psychological profile of my target, I would use their own individual phobias against them. In between sessions of subjecting them to said phobia, I would deprive them of sleep and food. The only nutrients they would recieve would be through IV. I would then describe to them, if applicable, how I would violently murder and dismember their family. After letting them have 24 hrs to think about that, I would offer them a bowl of chili. I would let them sit in the same room as it and let their mind run rampant in fear.

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            • Make them decrypt engrams and get crap all day long? How about get crappy rank up packages all the time?

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